Fuck Tammy Faye. I’m putting all my chips into this little Massapequa number. With her aviator sunglasses she wore from (literally) 1987-1992 (she could only buy one pair before PTL ceased operation) and her ass-kickin black boots (again, worn from 1987-to MAYBE Spring 1989…those boots WERE made for walkin’ afterall…) you have to keep asking yourself…”THIS BITCH WORKED IN A CHURCH?!” She’s always talking about John Fletcher fucking “anything from animals to old ladies”, posing nude, having phone sex, operating phone sex lines, posing nude again and on Howard Stern telling Sam Kinnison “he can go to fucking hell”
I LOVE JESSICA HAHN.
She was born in the same town as Amy Fisher too. Must be something in the water.
AKA I was supposed to get Jessica Hahn’s 1987 Playboy today but it didn’t show so look at this pic made by the @kristianmingle
And she never wrote a book. All her work is in the pages of Hugh Hefner’s magazine.